Q. how do you like your coffee?

A. Flat white, please


Q. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?



Q. what is your idea of perfect happiness?

A. Sitting in the sun with a nice view and something to occupy my mind. Throw in a dog for good measure.


Q. what should we talk to you about?

A. Ru Paul's Drag Race, musicals, or anything hypothetical 


Q. are these really faqs?

A. No, but my Squarespace template provided the page and, honestly, I just ran with it.